Matthew: He has so many layers of fat, it is like a maze

Silas: yo what’s up I’m Eminem and you’re white

Silas: Being gay is not your choice. It's my choice. You're gay now.

Silas: (puts gun to head) rainbow dash onesie and face mask. Now!!!

Brianna: you’re my only female cousin on my dad’s side pls don’t make me un-cousin you

Silas: do you guys wanna play gummy bear horror mansion on Roblox

Brianna: the way you can tell the black wolf is the good guy is because she's less poorly drawn, and has cheese in her hair

Matthew: Swolebrine adopts Brianna because she is a homo Neko cat girl

Matthew: I speed ran the homo game

Brianna: haha I bet you like people of a specific gender

Silas: I am very gozaimasuful that we had this conversation

Brianna: also who knew in 2015 we'd be shipping Silas and an edible gummy animal

Matthew: I can’t wait to role-play as a delicious dish of veggies

Silas: Don’t worry, Gimli’s just racist

Brianna: being a single mom must be hard for you, I'll jumpscare you later

Brianna: having your cousin start yelling at you for eating him

Brianna: my man better be female or I’m leaving

Silas: math tests are so fun though I love being disappointed in myself

Brianna: Matthew, what exactly is it that is wrong with you

Matthew: Are you being sarcast

Christina: Matt is maid-dress gender

Christina: I once edited Matt and Michael to have maid dresses on

Brianna: Sorry idk the dog's gender and I don’t wanna be like my mom's mom who purposely misgenders dogs

Matthew: I would never like a man over Silas

Silas: why are there so many nazi furries

Silas: I’d rather kiss his face than his fist flying 40 mph at me

Brianna: Give me those balls

Brianna: Like a gayer, shorter, emo Benjamin. That’s what you are, Silas

Matthew: How did Sans get cancer he is a boy

Brianna: Thanks Jerma!!! kys too!!!!!

Brianna: Let’s all combine our souls into one vessel and become an amalgamation called aboi/chrisilatthewanna and terrorize the rest of the youth group

Matthew: He maybe hot, but not as hot as Silas

Matthew: Only I can think that because I am Silas's Discord kitten UWU, you’re his sister, so stay away rawr XD

Matthew: After my relationship with brook, I turned homo

Matthew: I can’t even spell a 3 letter abbreviation correctly

Silas: Is the me blanket

Silas: Brianna, when I yell "morbus" during the orchestra go down there and whip the nae nae

Brianna: yell at the top of your lungs "MORBIUS" and I'll run down there and whip and nae like nobody's ever whipped or nae'd

Silas: Chairs thlars throping oarlner on overfloy 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Silas: hitlers cracked at roblox

Brianna: it all depends on how much you really want sans undertale to give birth to your children

Brianna: matthew mandhandling silas into the air is peak romance

Silas: u blush teehee

Brianna: it is in times like these that their eyes look so gougeable

Silas: fortunately zach doesnt know what rizz is 😌

Brianna: man i guess we'll see you guys in the rapture

Brianna: if i see this at the gates of heaven lets just say im leaving rapidly

Silas: WHATS wreong? its clrealy just jungle bells

Brianna: i was. i dont (DO NOT)actually like seeing femboyed enthickened sanses PLEASE

Brianna: Matthew I had no idea you were a gay space rock fan

Matthew: Aaron is a man thot

Silas: Historians seeing Zach and Aaron regularly send each other pics of them shirtless: They were probably just friends

Brianna: ive never been through a divorce idk how it works so i cannot elaborate further

Silas: also yes 9/11 was almost as sad as when Frick's killed sans undertale

Brianna: it is ninety degrees outside. You are a masochist

Brianna: you're emotionally unstable like a brick on wet bread.

Silas: i need sans bathwater pillow spray

Brianna: I keep getting ads for hot single elderly women I think they know

Brianna: all the girls be suffering because matthew's gay