Spring Play Lines

You shouldn’t worry so much Juliet, it is a fine play, and you my dear are a fine actor

well, SOME people can remember their lines

Uhh, nothing dear!

Nonetheless, what else is there to do? The play is tomorrow and we mustn’t postpone the performance

What? What idea?

You don’t mean-

But surely not-

But we mustn’t

Ummm Juliet.. I don’t think this is a good idea

..Juliet

Juliet I really think

I really think you should look…

*whimpering on ground*

ummm yes, I mean yes sir, I mean

a wish you could say

yes a wish!

ummm..

no! no!

I apolo-*faint*

HUH where am I?

what?? five minutes????

Oh no…

By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am. My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself. Because it is an enemy to thee. Had I it written, I would

Neither fair maid, if either thee dislike

With love’s light wings did I o'er perch these walls. For stony limits cannot hold love out. With what love can do that dares love attempt

What the..

But it’s our show..

Hey look I’m sure we can calm down. I’ll do my next line see? Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye than twenty of their swords. Look thou but sweet, and I- (get hit)

Oh but Juliet, don’t you hear it?

The laughter Juliet, the laughter

Yes Juliet, yes they are

They are laughing because of us Juliet (laugh after her)

I wonder when they will reopen that spiritual shop… They had the best cookies! Dude are you okay? I didn’t see you there. You’re usually like three billion times more visible

What? But you’re the best golfer in the world right now? How could you give up golfing?

Uh Oh.. Maybe we could visit the mystic Thayer. He’s usually who I go to when I have issues

..Cause he’s funny, duh! Same reason I started talking to you… Don’t know if that’s true anymore, though. You’ve gotten a little bland since you became famous

So are we going to go meet my buddy? I usually get lunch with him at that witchy shop down the block but they closed down for some reason. It’s so annoying they closed. Now, we’ll have to figure something new out. I hope the mystic Thayer lets me pick cause I have a feeling he won’t bring me somewhere yummy; he’ll find something to match his personality- eccentric

at his house, where else? He has his supplies there to guide us in the right direction anyway

You’ll see when we get there. come on

Huh?

What’s going on?

Curse? Enchanted club? What’s happening at the end of the month?

Your frog said all that?

Huh?

What else are you supposed to do?

First time for everything

I’m not entirely sure. I’m Mr. McGrath, nice to meet ya. I’m pretty sure it was something about a enchanted club or something

No like a golf club I think

Can’t you use a different club?

Woah man, Don’t rope me into this…. I will also do anything that will lead to my buddy here getting that club. Even if I don’t know what it is

Welll…

You’re in luck! Mr GInisi has those in his pockets. He always says that if he’s gonna eat food it should at least taste good. Right? You have salt and pepper packets in your shorts right?

Seems easy enough!

Rock on dude!

Not my fault you bumped into my arm. It’s all your fault dude

All that running for you to steal the glory.. Ugh, whateva! Let’s go. I want to go to sleep already

I bet you’re hiding a clone in there! Or what really is in Area 51. You probably stole it

Why can’t I know what’s happening? Don’t you trust me?

Huh?

What did you do?

Don’t tell me… The place with the good cookies?? Is that why you were being so weird, dude?

After the battle you need to fix this. Their cookies are of great value

Do you think you’re ready?

Welp, you gotta be ready whether you want to or not. Your competition and his fan club are here, hehe.. Wait those are the people that run the spirit shop with the cookies.. And that’s mystic Thayer and Todd! Why aren’t they on your side? You’re so much cooler

Hey! Don’t be like that. This is your chance to fix the whole cookie thing

Wait, why did you even stop being friends in the first place

Does this mean my favorite spooky cookie place will open back up?

Yes I got it. We have the fairy dust, ogre’s breath, and dragon teeth right?

Tell us what it is before we get bored out of our minds

Oh I like that idea! Erin, would you like to go first?

Perhaps we can discuss our wonderful friendship. Today does mark our anniversary after all of becoming friends

I agree, it seems our time together has been much longer than it really has been. But it only shows how much we all mean to each other

Those were great shows. I especially loved when we were all cast as four best friends telling stories to each other

That would be wonderful. We should rehearse for a performance to do on the big stage once more

I’m not sure. Does anyone else have any?

What happened exactly with that

Why did you have to remind me of that dreadful day

…No

I’m not to sure

What would that be?

Well I guess that just leaves me. I’ll stay here by the pot and make sure nothing burns. You all, audience, come back here in a bit and we’ll continue again. We’ll be gone for 15 minutes

It seems like we’ve done what we needed to do. Now, you three come back here!

I have a better idea! May I share a story of my own? It is full of puzzles and adventure!

How much longer is a wee bit?

How about we give another person the stage for a bit. There was already that great description of Romeo and Juliet

Plus we can show off our fabulous outfits

And the stew is finally done

Perfect timing, the stars are just about to align perfectly

Yes?

Finally a good night’s rest

May this magic be powerful and bright

That should do just the trick then! Shall we test it out? It seems the sun will be rising shortly