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Kitty: And sing most charmingly… well I do
My dear Mr. Bennet
Mr Bennet: Mrs Bennet, to be sure
My dear Mr Bennet, Have you heard that netherfield park is let at last
Mr Bennet: I have not
But it is, for Mrs. Long has just been there and she told me all about it
Lydia: Probaboly an elderly bachelor with a King Charles spaniel
Indeed Mr Bennet, do not you want to know who has taken it?
Mr BennerT: You want to tell me and I have no objection to hearing it
Mrs. Long says that netherfield is taken by a young man of large fortune
Kitty": Really?
That he came down on monday and was so delighted with it that he is to take possession before michealmas
Mr Bennett: We might first enquire of the Gentleman’s name
Bingley
Kitty: But married or single
Oh single, my dears, to be sure. A single man of large fortune, four or five thousand a year
Jane: (smiling) oh dear
Hush Lizzy. What a fine thing for our girls
Mr Bennet: And is that his design in settling here?
Design? Nonsense. But it is not unusual that a young man may fall in love
Lydia: Though he must be a soldier in a red regimental jacket
You must visit him as soon as he comes
Mr bennet: Which perhaps will be still better for as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley might likeyou for the best of the party
Well, I certainly have my share of beauty, but when a woman has five grown up daughters she ought to give over ideas of her own attractions
Mr Bennet: In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of
But consider your daughters, think what an establishment it would be for one of them. You must go, for it will be impossible for us to visit him, if you do not
Mr. Bennet: You are over scrupulous surely. I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my hearty ocnsent to his marrying whicheer he chooses
Mr Bennet you ake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion on my poor nerves
Mr Bennet: My dear, I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends
Ah, you do not know what I suffer
Mr Bennet: But i hope you will get over it, and live to see many young men of four thousand a year come into the neighborhood
It will be of no use to us, if twenty such should come, since you will not visit them
Mr Bennet:Capital Lydia, I hope mr Bingley will like it
We are not in a way to know what mr Bingley likes, since we are not to visit
Elizabeth: You forget that we shall meet him at the assemblies, and that Mrs. Long has promised to introduce him
I do not believe Mrs Long will do any such thing. She has two nieces of her own
Lydia: And plain as cake both of tem
She is a selfish, hypocritical woman, and i have no opinion of her
Mr Bennet: indeed, but let us return to mr bingley
And I say I am sick of Mr. Bingley
Mr Bennet: My dear, why did you not tell me so before. If I had know as much this morning i certaily would not have alled on him
Called on him . Called on him?
Oh Papa!
Truly Father?
Now see what an excellent father you have girs. But I knew I should persuade you at east
Darcy: She is tolerable, but that is insufficient to tempt me. Pray return to Miss Bennet, you are wasing your ime wih me
Oh my dear Mr Bennet, we have a most excellent ball. jane is so admired and Mr Bingley danced with her TWICE. Then the third he turned to Miss King, the fourth with Maria Lucas, the fifth with Jane again, the sixth with…
Elizabeth: H is also handsome which a young man should be if he possibly can
I can hardy explain to ou the shocking rudeness of Mr Darcy
Elizebath: Did not you? compliments alwasy take you by surprise and me never
I can assure you that Lizzy loses nothing by not suiting that Mr Darcy’s fancy; for he is a disagreeable horrid man
Jane: I would not wish to be hasty in censuring anyone
Your mr Darcy is so high and conceited that there is no enduring him. Lizzy not handsome enough to dance with. Oh, I quite detest the man
Lydia: Within a short walk of longbourn lived a family with whom we were particulary intimate
(to the audience) Sir William Lucas, Formerly in trade in Meryton, had made a tolerable fortune and risen to the honor of knighthood.
Kitty: And gives wo balls a season
Lady lucas was a very good woman and not too clever which I find restful
Nay I shall consider the matter as absolutely settled
Indeed you are a scamp and a rogue sir william. You make me laugh (tehe)
Miss Binglye: You will have a charing mother in law indeed laugh ou will have the pleasure of her alwasy being at Pemberly with you
Mr Bennet, you must hear what this mischievous fellow is saying
Jane: May I have the carriage father
MR BENnet: OF course
Indeed not. It would be much better jane to go on horseback for the weather looks ill and you might have the good fortune to be thoroughly soaked and stay longer with the Bingleys in ill health
Jane had not been gone long when it rained torrents (thunder boom)
That was a lucky idea of mine indeed
Mr BEnnet: well my dear if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness adn die, it would bea comfort to know that it was all in pursiuit of mr bingley and under your orders
Nonsense. People do not die of little trifling colds, and the inconvenience Mr Bennt, is worth the priez
Elizabeth: The horses are wanted on the farm I will walk. The distance is nothing hwen one has a motive; only 3 miles
You cannot go jumping over stiles and arrive with dirty stockings
Elizbeth: Jane at least, will forgive me mother
MR BENNNT
Lydia: on sunda the carriage was sent and Jane and ELizabeth returned home. Mamma, I fear, was not very cordial to them
I cannot for the life of me see elizabeth why you had to rush Jane home
Mr Bnenet: well I for one am gratified, our evening conversation hd lost much of its animation and almsot all its sense
Mr Benet
MR Bnennt': My dear, I hope that you have ordered a good dinner today, because I have reason to expect an addition to our family parthy
Is it mr Bingley? Why Jane, you never dropped a word of this-you sly thing
Mr BEnnet: The injeritance of my property is limited to male heirs, and I ,having produced none, my cousin Mr collins has becoem the legla recipient
Pray do not talk of tha todious man and this odious legality. It is monstrous that your estate should be entailed awya from your own children
COLLINS: I doubt not seeing them, as i might say, o be well disposed of in marriage
You are very kind sir, and i wish wiht all my heard that it may prove so, for else tey will be destitute enough
Connnils: Surely you will agree that htis atonement is an excelent one both generous and disinterested on my part
INDEED
COLLINS: i very mch approve your eldest
Jane
Conlins. Indeed i conceive her both fetching and decorous. She should do quite niely adn seniority mst be served
Jane. Sir, as to my younger daughters i cannot take it upon myslef to say ut I know of no predispositions. concerning my eldest daughter
Collins; Jnae?``
Jane
Colln: jane
I feel it incumbent to ay she is very likely to be soon engaved
Collins I see. And the next in age?
ELizabeth
COLNS: Elizabeth, es,, Very forthright and not at all unpresentable
done
Lydia: MR Goerge wickham, Papa
plesed
Elizabeth: Well that at least promises the felicity whihc a marriage of true affections can bestow
Ah Miss bingley. Im sure i needn’t enumerate the advandages to such a match
Elizabeth: MAMA
Such an advantage living but three miles apart and such a comfort knowing how fond ou are of jane
Elizabeth: Sadly our cariage waits
BUT
COLLINS: I solicit the honour of a private audience wiht her in the course of this morning
WHat? Oh yes… I see… Dear me… yes certainy. A private audience, I see the drift. Dear Mr Collins, I am sure Lizzy will be very happy- I am sure she can have no objection. A private audience! come kitty i want you upstairs
Elizabeth: Dear madam, do not go
NOt go?
ELIZBAETH: he can have nothing to say to me tha naybodaiy cannot hear. I am oing away myself
Nonsense lizzy i desire you will stay where you are. LIZZY I INSIST upon your staing and hearing mr Collins. ComE KITty STAY
COllins: you are uniformly charming:
Dear Mr collins allow me to be the first to congadulate you
She has begun delightfully wiht a refusla
A REFUSALO
ut of bashful modest and the genuine delicacy of her character
MR BENNET U R WANTED IMMEDIATELY. FOolish girl she does not know her wn interest
Headstrong
But I will make her know it
COLLINS: she culd not contribute much to my falicity
MR Bennet you MUST come and make lizzy marry MR CollIns for she vows she will not have him
BR NETT: I have not the pleasure of understanding you
… and mr colins begins to say he will not have lizzy. LIZZY
MR BENNET adn what amm i to do on the occasion
Why tell her you insist upon her marrying him
MR BENNET: If you do not marry mr collins and I will never seeing you again if you do
I tell you what miss lizzy go on in this way and you will never get a husband at all-and i am sure i do not know who is to maintain you when your father is dead…. - oh mr collins
COLLIns: REsination is never so perfet as when the blessing is denied begins to lose its value in our estimation
Miss lizzy i shall simply say that I will never speak to you again and you will find me as good as my word. I have no pleasure in talking to undutiful children
Lydia: And as mamma said
Cared not how that establishment was gained
Charolette: You must come and visit the parsonage as soon as you ever an
Ad i tell you Mr collins has been taken in! worse , elizabeth I am sure, is hte cause of al the mischiefN
MR BENENT: No
I tell ou we are in a pitiable state. because of the entail charlotte lucas will be mistress of this house and I will be forced to make wa for her and live to see her take my place in it