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Homie Quotes (OOT)



  1. Brook: Matthew is dummy thicc

  2. Matthew, to Brooklynn: This relationship won't work if you are gonna be the dominant one

  3. Paul: I'm dating my mom

  4. Ben: *making a protein shake at 4 am* it's not THAT loud

  5. Zach, talking about Chris, to Bryan: This is my girlfriend

  6. Tabi: get someone who looks at you like my dog looks at me when I have food

  7. Chris: Zachary was the one that killed him

  8. Brooklynn: You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

  9. Matthew: You often find things you want most in life...strange though, my youtube feed is filled with memes about death

  10. Brook: lol you guys dead? Also Brook: * is never online*

  11. Matthew: in fact whenever I do anything I eat food

  12. Brook: You both bring me pain

  13. Kayden: did you know the app says mariasoairha carieieies vocal range is like b2 to b7

  14. Chris: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna be dummy thicc If Matthew sticks around

  15. Matthew, about somebody getting 4 dates: Wow that's 4 times as many dates that I got :c

  16. Chris: Are you a part of the Big Tittie Committee?

  17. Matthew: 'What's brown and sticky? Me' - |Matthew -2019 BC

  18. Matthew:  'BC' stands for 'Before Coronavirus' btw

  19. Brook: Easy Peasy, Rico Squeezy

  20. Rozanne: Shicken

  21. Zachary: I am we tall did

  22. Silas: * Laughing * L i b e r a l s

  23. Addy: I'm a VSCO girl, sksksksks

  24. Matthew, to Brooklynn: No homo though

  25. Brooklynn, asking about Matthew: Ain't he 5'5? Chris: ???

  26. Ben: I'm a mommy's boy

  27. Chris: You finna be looking like a dadgum traffic light

  28. Chris: bro I'm finna bust you like a can of WD40 when it hit fire

  29. Matthew: Gal don't you come to my street acting like you're a big waffle

  30. Chris: I'm finna pull up to your house and make you into a waffle, you giant french toast stick

  31. Matthew: Yo home dog, you straight up say that, well you're about to get the hizzy mizz, y'all already know I'm packing heat, and my pizza slices always got my back on de rat house, dog

  32. Chris: pull up bruh, imma gall dang get you and roll you into a flatbread and make a pizza out of you

  33. Matthew: yo home dog don't yall spit that in my face cause you already know ill straight-up pull up to your barbeque uninvited ill straight up Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan. In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. Bake in preheated oven for 60 to 65 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf, comes out clean. Let bread cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack don't test me dog

  34. Chris: You ain't gon' skrr skrr with no ankles, now are you, bro

  35. Meg: Purple is the superior color- You mortals will soon understand

  36. Chris: it's mainly just me trying to focus and my brain going, 'Now, you won't believe this, but...'

  37. Chris: I was gon' say- you know how Astro's fandom name is Aroha? So, for some reason, the first thing I thought of was Scooby Doo trying to say "Aloha", and at that moment I realized I absolutely have lost my mind

  38. Benben: I have a stomach bug, not an identity crisis

  39. Kayden, talking about Tagalog: like respect to adults like mabantot ka po that means you are stinky WITH RESPECT

  40. Benben: I've got a PINATA so I believe I am superior

  41. Chris: Can I get my teacher to call me 'Scooby-Doo'? Asking for a friend...

  42. Benben: What if I open up an OnlyFans but just of me laughing

  43. Matthew: I think the vaccine to covid19 is stupidity so I'm immune

  44. Matthew: stop if you keep sending me these images ill lose all my masculinity

  45. Matthew: *sad giraffe noises*

  46. Chris: I asked who has a crush on you and it said you / Matthew: Matthew Yes, Matthew? um, I don't know how to say this but

  47. but what? I LOVE YOU, O.O Matthew..... I don't like guys I run away

  48. Chris, talking about her new phone: Now I can cry in HD

  49. Matthew: oh yeah speaking of microwaves I need your help

  50. Kayden: I just need my acne to clear up and wear eyeliner and I can make it as a kpop star

  51. Kayden: my body pillow doesn’t love me:(

  52. Maddie: Time to get my depression ice-cream

  53. Benben: Stan water rat

  54. Chris: let's name the water rat 'Post Malone'

  55. Brook: My teacher is teaching me how to become a Minecraft character

  56. Rozanne to Chris: Even your big lip looks pretty

  57. Tabi: I'm so impatient, my horoscope said I need to have patience today

  58. Benben: You know how crunchy roll is for anime? if you want to watch musicals, like Heathers, you get Scrunchy roll

  59. Benben, chanting at Chris: RAMEN HEAD, RAMEN HEAD

  60. Benben: I look like Katy Perry with short hair... you know-- it's a vibe though

  61. Benben: I look, Uhm, drugs...

  62. Benben: *Blinking profusely* "-is all I got out of your entire message.'

  63. Benben: Hon hon hon, I am your french stalker

  64. Matthew: I wish I was so stoned I was the rock

  65. Matthew, talking about Brook: Shes turning 10 next year I'm so happy for her

  66. Chris: My face is that of a chip

  67. Brook: Your cheese is showing. You can't show your cheese

  68. Brook: You can't just smack it, stretch it

  69. Brook: My chunky baby, I call it Matthew

  70. Matthew, taking bets on a fight: $100 on Chrissy

  71. Chris: Oh, she's sweet but a Michael, A little bit Michael, At night she's screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  72. Josh, who is a diabetic: They say laughter is the cure to everything. unless you have diabetes..then I think insulin is better

  73. Kayden: I MEANT MASSACHUSGEBSY

  74. Chris: Not Kayden our favorite eboy

  75. Kayden: Tagalog is basically English Spanish

  76. Kayden: he’s white so he prob won’t get it

  77. Chris: LAMP = Laughing at my pain

  78. Matt: Maybe because if you're white and you go to west Cleveland you turn into swiss cheese

  79. Matt: Everything I have ever done in my life... all the blood sweat and tears, all the hardships, and struggles all of that trials and tribulations... ALL OF THAT, lead me to watching that video and because of that 30-second video I regret it all I wonder is there a different path I could have took to avoid that video

  80. Chris: Arson, am I right?

  81. Brook and Chris: I'm going to Cadillac a wreck

  82. Chris: *boogies in singleness*

  83. Matt: if I ever got a girlfriend my mom would unleash the hidden arts of Puerto Rico judo

  84. Matt: Oh, don't worry, the bear and guy said 'no homo'

  85. Matt: so obviously I flexed how fat and tall I am

  86. Matt: To make it seem that I worked a lot harder on this than I actually did I'm gonna say no

  87. Matt: so he is like 5 feet taller than brook

  88. Matt: In an episode of Johnny Bravo- He goes up to a girl and asks her out, and the girl says, "I have a boyfriend," and Johnny is like, "You look like the kind of girl who needs two". Now I was joking around with Tabi, asking if Hailee was single, and Tabi said she had a boyfriend, and I was like she looks like the kind of girl who needs two. Now I thought that was it and I left. So fast forward I found out Tabi told this to HAILEE and worst of all Hailee told her boyfriend what I said O>O

  89. Matt:  I'll give em that good left, right, goodnight,  you know what I'm saying

  90. Matt, after firmly stating Shane turned 21: Oh, um, I meant he was 21 4 years ago.


  91. Kayden to Chris:  do u live in the ghtoo part of cleavage land

  92. Kayden: spider mummies who work at hooters

  93. Kayden: but it's fine because I'm listening to Beyonce

  94. Kayden: genitalman

  95. Kayden: ugly ppl cant be horny

  96. Kayden to Chris: if u don't like him u prob will have to settle for a white guy

  97. Kayden: /e dance

  98. Kayden to Chris: r u gonna stomp on me if u see me irl

  99. Kayden: Ohioans am I right

  100. Kayden to Chris: u should learn how to renegade

  101. Kayden: I wanna be less white

  102. Kayden to Chris: sksksksks with me

  103. Kayden: cause we stan god here

  104. Chris: Mariah Carey isn't dead yet, but if she was, man, she would be rolling in her grave

  105. Matt:  it so long ago that I didn't even have a dad when we went

  106. Matt: Bobby looks like he was a soldier who fought Vietnam and then heard popcorn popping

  107. Matt: also I got scared for a moment thinking Mike made tik toks

  108. Chris: I already get the badge of excuses called "I'm dumb because I was homeschooled"

  109. Chris: I want to see you punt him like a football

  110. Matt: 100 IQ move from Bobby

  111. Chris: Where did the term "butterflies in my stomach" come from? Who ate some butterflies, then had their crush or something talk to them and go

  112. "Hey, this reminds me of that time I ate some butterflies"

  113. Chris: Out of nowhere, my one friend was talking about how she wanted to live out a grandma aesthetic- And I was like, "You want to see my grandmother's aesthetic?" And then proceeded to send a photo of a graveyard

  114. Chris: I think I am just thrown off since you pulled an MJ lol

  115. Matt: if I committed several war crimes in Iraq, no I didn't

  116. Chris: I've ruined the joke because I can't type properly

  117. Matt:  the microwave is the closet thing to baking I got and the closest thing to a baked treat I ever made was a Rice Krispy bar

  118. Chris:  Like, If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and U together because you stink

  119. Matt: clear just means you can change colors easier - Chris: Listen, bro, I am not a chameleon

  120. Kayden: I TOLD SOMEONE THAT THEIR HAMPSTER LOOKS LIKE A CORNDOG

  121. Chris: But that Lil' freak of nature works too

  122. Kayden: can you ask sniffy guy if he plays Minecraft

  123. Kayden: I might 1v1 Ethan

  124. Kayden to Chris: I need the oldest people or people you dated so I can get clout if I kill them

  125. Kayden: from ratatatpurilai

  126. Chris: I will Milly rock on your grave

  127. Kayden after being asked if he bakes:  No, but I watch the great British baking show, so I basically do

  128. Kayden to Chris: you remind meof a doughnute

  129. Kayden: invite them to look at the brothel

  130. Chris: Murder is always an option

  131. Kayden to Chris:  if my parents' divorce I'm blaming you

  132. Kayden: is tmrw Obama

  133. Kayden: emo couch

  134. Kayden: yea, that dude is a disappointment, his fist is bigger than his face

  135. Kayden: I wonder how many hot wheels I can fit in my mouth

  136. Chris: What if Brook falls off? - Matt: from a ledge that is 12 inches high well she will probably fall for a long time and it would be fatal. for the ground, not her.

  137. Brook: Comply or die

  138. Brook: I'm making Ben my maid of honor and he is gonna wear a purple dress

  139. Chris to Matt: Maybe you could have turned into some Hallmark Christmas movie

  140. Chris: I did the "Which Celebrity Are You" quiz and I kept getting people that died

  141. Brook to Matt: 736 you are a dude

  142. Brook: Hello, fries. We meet again. But now I am America, so I am better than you

  143. Brook: I'm amurica

  144. Brook: yath quin

  145. Chris to Matt: You are not the big cheeseburger you paint yourself to be

  146. Shane: Remixxxxx

  147. Chris: I am fluent in K-pop boy

  148. Brook: Tears falling down at the party, Santa's getting high in the sleigh

  149. Brook to Chris: Why are your feet on backward?!

  150. Brook: The crunch back of Krispy Kreme

  151. Brook to Matt: Ya like the big tooth mamas?

  152. Chris: By the time this is over with- my lifespan will have decreased so much that I'll just end up dead

  153. Aaron: Uncle Bryan is my Uncle

  154. Brook:  I didn't choose the simp life, the simp life chose me

  155. Matt: I SIMP

  156. Chris: I accidentally wrote a fanfiction between my brothers

  157. Kayden: SpongeBob manifests his daddy issues

  158. Kayden: BRO I POSTED IT AT THE PART THAT SHE SADI THAT IM THE SONG

  159. Kayden: I just finished my pedo anime :(

  160. Kayden: this lightsaber goes in more places besides other peoples hearts

  161. Kayden: It was like I was spooning with a ninja turtle

  162. Matthew: Paul hit me with a metal chair today

  163. Michael: Gotta simp equally for each other

  164. Michael: I think they making a love action sleeping beauty and Matthew is the star princess

  165. Ethan & Chris: French stoner

  166. Matthew: my first ASMR video should be "Kermit The Frog comforts you after a break up" or... "Po the Panda makes dumplings with you"

  167. Matthew: I'm gonna start selling my bathwater

  168. Matthew, talking about the man shopping his ween off on a counter: I thought it was just another cooking video

  169. Matt: Well if you got money ill be your girlfriend

  170. Brook: That is biracial, but no the right racial...bi

  171. Matt: Please don't tell me the chaotic duo has united

  172. Brook: You're a butt wiggle

  173. Brook: I would marry him but he doesn't have arms

  174. Brook: America has an anime boy

  175. Chris: I've got to equip my arms

  176. Chris: I don't trust a man with a hand

  177. Chris: Pokemon rights, bro

  178. Matt: Plus Niki Minaj is a WWE superstar so I appreciate the reference

  179. Chris: 260p Garfield is my spirit animal

  180. Chris: He put the SIMP in SHRIMP

  181. Matt: why do you want me to fight this shrimp

  182. Brook: I'll be able to see without my eyes

  183. Chris: You want any ice cream? We don't have any, I just wanted to know

  184. Michael: I spoke to a satanist and learned gay men like me

  185. Matthew: today I saw Santa Claus riding on a fire truck being chased by cops

  186. Matthew: I know this is random but I just realized my afro is getting stupidly big

  187. Matthew: You know on my 15th birthday I would have never guessed nearly a year later that I would be talking about if kissing the homies was homo

  188. Brook: Do not disrespect God with your Ben sacrifice

  189. Matthew: some guy with a weird voice telling me that I'm his girlfriend and explain why kettlebells suck

  190. Matthew: get yourself a man who will give an apple

  191. Matthew: My eyes are swollen so much that it looks like I have anime eyes

  192. Brook: I would marry him but he doesnt have arms

  193. Matthew: Can I say hot girl cause the youth already thinks im bi

  194. Chris's mom: I miss your teeth

  195. Chris: Up your chances of being eaten by Simba

  196. Brook: We are fabulous (not you Matthew)

  197. Matthew: speaking of which I was chilling waiting to get the covid shot and I was holding my moms purse cause she was busy and the guy was like the purse matches your eyes

  198. Matthew: yo I can just imagine someone for real trying to kidnap me and I just laugh it off thinking it's you

  199. Matthew: ***I can tell the untruth***

  200. Matthew: Suicide is sounding pretty good now that I have seen this

  201. Matthew: sadly jake paul appeared in a part of the show which ruined my day honestly

  202. Matthew: get with the times old man praying to God is the slow way to reach him texting is the new thing brahhh

  203. Chris: What if we put up Ben's phone number in Starbucks and tell people it is a furry hotline

  204. Matthew: -Lyrics-           Gurl youdintjusaythat ahifj gurl saomggirl mathew  yasss girl broqueen should be hertosea this gurlll yassssssquennnnnnnnn

  205. Matthew: him being cute is his only saving grace honestly

  206. Matthew: Now if you excuse me imma just go to my queen shrine so  they  can whisper *"Don't Stop Me Now"*  softly into my ear

  207. Matthew: Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go to my Goku shrine

  208. Matthew: I like Minecraft cause I can build stuff just like how I want to build a relationship with my parents

  209. Matthew: that sounds like being straight with extra steps

  210. Matthew: Next time ill tell your dad to move out of the way, sit down for a few minutes then grab the tissue box, and then kick the song leader out and start singing Frank Sinatra songs. When brother Samuel eventually comes out to preach, ill say "Not in my house," ill then preach in brother Samuel's place and convert them all into my cat cult.

  211. Matthew: someone other than my mum called me cute

  212. Matthew: bald as a baby's bottom

  213. Matthew: I would much rather go straight to the fiery pits of HFIL than to be bens boyfriend

  214. Matthew: I block him out its honestly my only way to cope

  215. Matthew: Jimmy neutron is a boy who can do some incredible things. Now, Jimmy neutron probably created a dimensional right machine, but it takes a ton of energy to just teleport one person. So jimmy gets his friend's Carl and Sheen so they can test out this machine! It works and Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are teleported to our world! They try to teleport back after there creeped out by the way we all look! But Jimmy knows that the machine isn't at max power! But he doesn't tell anyone about it. Jimmy tries the machine and it works teleporting Carl and Jimmy back home! Sheen is left there Sheen tries to live a normal life but he becomes emotionally dead. He wants to keep his name Sheen but everyone just called him Shane so he switched his name to Shane. Shane now lives his life hating that he got betrayed by his best friend and he wishes he could return home so he could get revenge.

  216. Chris: You don't seem like a good pony mother

  217. Matthew: Bryan is just saying that causes he's too fat to go on a hike

  218. Matthew: I don't play cooking I am cooking

  219. Matthew: I got called thiccccccccc in class today

  220. Matthew: Yes I do have forks shoved up Bryan

  221. Brook: Doesn't Matthew have a dad?

  222. Matthew: I'm bi-curious... curious about those biceps... no homo

  223. Matthew: Arent all Asians white

  224. Matthew: It's not racist because I'm black

  225. Matthew: I wanted to cosplay as The Undertaker, but I never realized how much cleavage he shows, and I'm not that kind of guy

  226. Matthew: I'll be racist for comedy

  227. Matthew: It makes sense that she is tasty, she is black

  228. Matthew: Black people are cannibals

  229. Matthew: Black people probably taste better than white people

  230. Matthew: I don't know what a ween is but ok

  231. Matthew: I sometimes act like I never gave birth to him, honestly it's sometimes the only way I can cope

  232. Matthew: I am a very respected little spoon

  233. Matthew: Ben can not eat using me as a spoon

  234. Matthew: If a fruitcake is someone who wants to beat up Bryan, then yes, I'm a fruitcake

  235. (Typical Innocent) Matthew: Why do you want your boyfriend to be your daddy?

  236. Matthew: Why did you marry your dad

  237. Matthew: I do love fantasizing about getting physically assaulted

  238. Brook: Emo chicken little

  239. Matthew: Before I was an illegal fisher lol

  240. Matthew: Yo, Aaron hugged me yesterday and I wanted to kill myself

  241. Matthew: Aaron hugged me, so easily the worst day of my life

  242. Matthew: I mean I would be a fan of myself too if I wasn't myself

  243. Matthew: I saw Paul do salsa dancing and hula hooping

  244. Matthew: I had to act like a cat

  245. Matthew: So yeah, the hamburger was the highlight of my day

  246. Matthew: Also, there was a 7-year-old girl who made me feel super self-conscious

  247. Matthew: I was just wondering if you wanted to help me establish communism its not like I like you BAKA













































































































































































  1. Brook: Matthew is dummy thicc

  2. Matthew, to Brooklynn: This relationship won't work if you are gonna be the dominant one

  3. Paul: I'm dating my mom

  4. Ben: *making a protein shake at 4 am* it's not THAT loud

  5. Zach, talking about Chris, to Bryan: This is my girlfriend

  6. Tabi: get someone who looks at you like my dog looks at me when I have food

  7. Chris: Zachary was the one that killed him

  8. Brooklynn: You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

  9. Matthew: You often find things you want most in life...strange though, my youtube feed is filled with memes about death

  10. Brook: lol you guys dead? Also Brook: * is never online*

  11. Matthew: in fact whenever I do anything I eat food

  12. Brook: You both bring me pain

  13. Kayden: did you know the app says mariasoairha carieieies vocal range is like b2 to b7

  14. Chris: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna be dummy thicc If Matthew sticks around

  15. Matthew, about somebody getting 4 dates: Wow that's 4 times as many dates that I got :c

  16. Chris: Are you a part of the Big Tittie Committee?

  17. Matthew: 'What's brown and sticky? Me' - |Matthew -2019 BC

  18. Matthew:  'BC' stands for 'Before Coronavirus' btw

  19. Brook: Easy Peasy, Rico Squeezy

  20. Rozanne: Shicken

  21. Zachary: I am we tall did

  22. Silas: * Laughing * L i b e r a l s

  23. Addy: I'm a VSCO girl, sksksksks

  24. Matthew, to Brooklynn: No homo though

  25. Brooklynn, asking about Matthew: Ain't he 5'5? Chris: ???

  26. Ben: I'm a mommy's boy

  27. Chris: You finna be looking like a dadgum traffic light

  28. Chris: bro I'm finna bust you like a can of WD40 when it hit fire

  29. Matthew: Gal don't you come to my street acting like you're a big waffle

  30. Chris: I'm finna pull up to your house and make you into a waffle, you giant french toast stick

  31. Matthew: Yo home dog, you straight up say that, well you're about to get the hizzy mizz, y'all already know I'm packing heat, and my pizza slices always got my back on de rat house, dog

  32. Chris: pull up bruh, imma gall dang get you and roll you into a flatbread and make a pizza out of you

  33. Matthew: yo home dog don't yall spit that in my face cause you already know ill straight-up pull up to your barbeque uninvited ill straight up Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan. In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. Bake in preheated oven for 60 to 65 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf, comes out clean. Let bread cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack don't test me dog

  34. Chris: You ain't gon' skrr skrr with no ankles, now are you, bro

  35. Meg: Purple is the superior color- You mortals will soon understand

  36. Chris: it's mainly just me trying to focus and my brain going, 'Now, you won't believe this, but...'

  37. Chris: I was gon' say- you know how Astro's fandom name is Aroha? So, for some reason, the first thing I thought of was Scooby Doo trying to say "Aloha", and at that moment I realized I absolutely have lost my mind

  38. Benben: I have a stomach bug, not an identity crisis

  39. Kayden, talking about Tagalog: like respect to adults like mabantot ka po that means you are stinky WITH RESPECT

  40. Benben: I've got a PINATA so I believe I am superior

  41. Chris: Can I get my teacher to call me 'Scooby-Doo'? Asking for a friend...

  42. Benben: What if I open up an OnlyFans but just of me laughing

  43. Matthew: I think the vaccine to covid19 is stupidity so I'm immune

  44. Matthew: stop if you keep sending me these images ill lose all my masculinity

  45. Matthew: *sad giraffe noises*

  46. Chris: I asked who has a crush on you and it said you / Matthew: Matthew Yes, Matthew? um, I don't know how to say this but

  47. but what? I LOVE YOU, O.O Matthew..... I don't like guys I run away

  48. Chris, talking about her new phone: Now I can cry in HD

  49. Matthew: oh yeah speaking of microwaves I need your help

  50. Kayden: I just need my acne to clear up and wear eyeliner and I can make it as a kpop star

  51. Kayden: my body pillow doesn’t love me:(

  52. Maddie: Time to get my depression ice-cream

  53. Benben: Stan water rat

  54. Chris: let's name the water rat 'Post Malone'

  55. Brook: My teacher is teaching me how to become a Minecraft character

  56. Rozanne to Chris: Even your big lip looks pretty

  57. Tabi: I'm so impatient, my horoscope said I need to have patience today

  58. Benben: You know how crunchy roll is for anime? if you want to watch musicals, like Heathers, you get Scrunchy roll

  59. Benben, chanting at Chris: RAMEN HEAD, RAMEN HEAD

  60. Benben: I look like Katy Perry with short hair... you know-- it's a vibe though

  61. Benben: I look, Uhm, drugs...

  62. Benben: *Blinking profusely* "-is all I got out of your entire message.'

  63. Benben: Hon hon hon, I am your french stalker

  64. Matthew: I wish I was so stoned I was the rock

  65. Matthew, talking about Brook: Shes turning 10 next year I'm so happy for her

  66. Chris: My face is that of a chip

  67. Brook: Your cheese is showing. You can't show your cheese

  68. Brook: You can't just smack it, stretch it

  69. Brook: My chunky baby, I call it Matthew

  70. Matthew, taking bets on a fight: $100 on Chrissy

  71. Chris: Oh, she's sweet but a Michael, A little bit Michael, At night she's screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  72. Josh, who is a diabetic: They say laughter is the cure to everything. unless you have diabetes..then I think insulin is better

  73. Kayden: I MEANT MASSACHUSGEBSY

  74. Chris: Not Kayden our favorite eboy

  75. Kayden: Tagalog is basically English Spanish

  76. Kayden: he’s white so he prob won’t get it

  77. Chris: LAMP = Laughing at my pain

  78. Matt: Maybe because if you're white and you go to west Cleveland you turn into swiss cheese

  79. Matt: Everything I have ever done in my life... all the blood sweat and tears, all the hardships, and struggles all of that trials and tribulations... ALL OF THAT, lead me to watching that video and because of that 30-second video I regret it all I wonder is there a different path I could have took to avoid that video

  80. Chris: Arson, am I right?

  81. Brook and Chris: I'm going to Cadillac a wreck

  82. Chris: *boogies in singleness*

  83. Matt: if I ever got a girlfriend my mom would unleash the hidden arts of Puerto Rico judo

  84. Matt: Oh, don't worry, the bear and guy said 'no homo'

  85. Matt: so obviously I flexed how fat and tall I am

  86. Matt: To make it seem that I worked a lot harder on this than I actually did I'm gonna say no

  87. Matt: so he is like 5 feet taller than brook

  88. Matt: In an episode of Johnny Bravo- He goes up to a girl and asks her out, and the girl says, "I have a boyfriend," and Johnny is like, "You look like the kind of girl who needs two". Now I was joking around with Tabi, asking if Hailee was single, and Tabi said she had a boyfriend, and I was like she looks like the kind of girl who needs two. Now I thought that was it and I left. So fast forward I found out Tabi told this to HAILEE and worst of all Hailee told her boyfriend what I said O>O

  89. Matt:  I'll give em that good left, right, goodnight,  you know what I'm saying

  90. Matt, after firmly stating Shane turned 21: Oh, um, I meant he was 21 4 years ago.


  91. Kayden to Chris:  do u live in the ghtoo part of cleavage land

  92. Kayden: spider mummies who work at hooters

  93. Kayden: but it's fine because I'm listening to Beyonce

  94. Kayden: genitalman

  95. Kayden: ugly ppl cant be horny

  96. Kayden to Chris: if u don't like him u prob will have to settle for a white guy

  97. Kayden: /e dance

  98. Kayden to Chris: r u gonna stomp on me if u see me irl

  99. Kayden: Ohioans am I right

  100. Kayden to Chris: u should learn how to renegade

  101. Kayden: I wanna be less white

  102. Kayden to Chris: sksksksks with me

  103. Kayden: cause we stan god here

  104. Chris: Mariah Carey isn't dead yet, but if she was, man, she would be rolling in her grave

  105. Matt:  it so long ago that I didn't even have a dad when we went

  106. Matt: Bobby looks like he was a soldier who fought Vietnam and then heard popcorn popping

  107. Matt: also I got scared for a moment thinking Mike made tik toks

  108. Chris: I already get the badge of excuses called "I'm dumb because I was homeschooled"

  109. Chris: I want to see you punt him like a football

  110. Matt: 100 IQ move from Bobby

  111. Chris: Where did the term "butterflies in my stomach" come from? Who ate some butterflies, then had their crush or something talk to them and go

  112. "Hey, this reminds me of that time I ate some butterflies"

  113. Chris: Out of nowhere, my one friend was talking about how she wanted to live out a grandma aesthetic- And I was like, "You want to see my grandmother's aesthetic?" And then proceeded to send a photo of a graveyard

  114. Chris: I think I am just thrown off since you pulled an MJ lol

  115. Matt: if I committed several war crimes in Iraq, no I didn't

  116. Chris: I've ruined the joke because I can't type properly

  117. Matt:  the microwave is the closet thing to baking I got and the closest thing to a baked treat I ever made was a Rice Krispy bar

  118. Chris:  Like, If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and U together because you stink

  119. Matt: clear just means you can change colors easier - Chris: Listen, bro, I am not a chameleon

  120. Kayden: I TOLD SOMEONE THAT THEIR HAMPSTER LOOKS LIKE A CORNDOG

  121. Chris: But that Lil' freak of nature works too

  122. Kayden: can you ask sniffy guy if he plays Minecraft

  123. Kayden: I might 1v1 Ethan

  124. Kayden to Chris: I need the oldest people or people you dated so I can get clout if I kill them

  125. Kayden: from ratatatpurilai

  126. Chris: I will Milly rock on your grave

  127. Kayden after being asked if he bakes:  No, but I watch the great British baking show, so I basically do

  128. Kayden to Chris: you remind meof a doughnute

  129. Kayden: invite them to look at the brothel

  130. Chris: Murder is always an option

  131. Kayden to Chris:  if my parents' divorce I'm blaming you

  132. Kayden: is tmrw Obama

  133. Kayden: emo couch

  134. Kayden: yea, that dude is a disappointment, his fist is bigger than his face

  135. Kayden: I wonder how many hot wheels I can fit in my mouth

  136. Chris: What if Brook falls off? - Matt: from a ledge that is 12 inches high well she will probably fall for a long time and it would be fatal. for the ground, not her.

  137. Brook: Comply or die

  138. Brook: I'm making Ben my maid of honor and he is gonna wear a purple dress

  139. Chris to Matt: Maybe you could have turned into some Hallmark Christmas movie

  140. Chris: I did the "Which Celebrity Are You" quiz and I kept getting people that died

  141. Brook to Matt: 736 you are a dude

  142. Brook: Hello, fries. We meet again. But now I am America, so I am better than you

  143. Brook: I'm amurica

  144. Brook: yath quin

  145. Chris to Matt: You are not the big cheeseburger you paint yourself to be

  146. Shane: Remixxxxx

  147. Chris: I am fluent in K-pop boy

  148. Brook: Tears falling down at the party, Santa's getting high in the sleigh

  149. Brook to Chris: Why are your feet on backward?!

  150. Brook: The crunch back of Krispy Kreme

  151. Brook to Matt: Ya like the big tooth mamas?

  152. Chris: By the time this is over with- my lifespan will have decreased so much that I'll just end up dead

  153. Aaron: Uncle Bryan is my Uncle

  154. Brook:  I didn't choose the simp life, the simp life chose me

  155. Matt: I SIMP

  156. Chris: I accidentally wrote a fanfiction between my brothers

  157. Kayden: SpongeBob manifests his daddy issues

  158. Kayden: BRO I POSTED IT AT THE PART THAT SHE SADI THAT IM THE SONG

  159. Kayden: I just finished my pedo anime :(

  160. Kayden: this lightsaber goes in more places besides other peoples hearts

  161. Kayden: It was like I was spooning with a ninja turtle

  162. Matthew: Paul hit me with a metal chair today

  163. Michael: Gotta simp equally for each other

  164. Michael: I think they making a love action sleeping beauty and Matthew is the star princess

  165. Ethan & Chris: French stoner

  166. Matthew: my first ASMR video should be "Kermit The Frog comforts you after a break up" or... "Po the Panda makes dumplings with you"

  167. Matthew: I'm gonna start selling my bathwater

  168. Matthew, talking about the man shopping his ween off on a counter: I thought it was just another cooking video

  169. Matt: Well if you got money ill be your girlfriend

  170. Brook: That is biracial, but no the right racial...bi

  171. Matt: Please don't tell me the chaotic duo has united

  172. Brook: You're a butt wiggle

  173. Brook: I would marry him but he doesn't have arms

  174. Brook: America has an anime boy

  175. Chris: I've got to equip my arms

  176. Chris: I don't trust a man with a hand

  177. Chris: Pokemon rights, bro

  178. Matt: Plus Niki Minaj is a WWE superstar so I appreciate the reference

  179. Chris: 260p Garfield is my spirit animal

  180. Chris: He put the SIMP in SHRIMP

  181. Matt: why do you want me to fight this shrimp

  182. Brook: I'll be able to see without my eyes

  183. Chris: You want any ice cream? We don't have any, I just wanted to know

  184. Michael: I spoke to a satanist and learned gay men like me

  185. Matthew: today I saw Santa Claus riding on a fire truck being chased by cops

  186. Matthew: I know this is random but I just realized my afro is getting stupidly big

  187. Matthew: You know on my 15th birthday I would have never guessed nearly a year later that I would be talking about if kissing the homies was homo

  188. Brook: Do not disrespect God with your Ben sacrifice

  189. Matthew: some guy with a weird voice telling me that I'm his girlfriend and explain why kettlebells suck

  190. Matthew: get yourself a man who will give an apple

  191. Matthew: My eyes are swollen so much that it looks like I have anime eyes

  192. Brook: I would marry him but he doesnt have arms

  193. Matthew: Can I say hot girl cause the youth already thinks im bi

  194. Chris's mom: I miss your teeth

  195. Chris: Up your chances of being eaten by Simba

  196. Brook: We are fabulous (not you Matthew)

  197. Matthew: speaking of which I was chilling waiting to get the covid shot and I was holding my moms purse cause she was busy and the guy was like the purse matches your eyes

  198. Matthew: yo I can just imagine someone for real trying to kidnap me and I just laugh it off thinking it's you

  199. Matthew: ***I can tell the untruth***

  200. Matthew: Suicide is sounding pretty good now that I have seen this

  201. Matthew: sadly jake paul appeared in a part of the show which ruined my day honestly

  202. Matthew: get with the times old man praying to God is the slow way to reach him texting is the new thing brahhh

  203. Chris: What if we put up Ben's phone number in Starbucks and tell people it is a furry hotline

  204. Matthew: -Lyrics-           Gurl youdintjusaythat ahifj gurl saomggirl mathew  yasss girl broqueen should be hertosea this gurlll yassssssquennnnnnnnn

  205. Matthew: him being cute is his only saving grace honestly

  206. Matthew: Now if you excuse me imma just go to my queen shrine so  they  can whisper *"Don't Stop Me Now"*  softly into my ear

  207. Matthew: Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go to my Goku shrine

  208. Matthew: I like Minecraft cause I can build stuff just like how I want to build a relationship with my parents

  209. Matthew: that sounds like being straight with extra steps

  210. Matthew: Next time ill tell your dad to move out of the way, sit down for a few minutes then grab the tissue box, and then kick the song leader out and start singing Frank Sinatra songs. When brother Samuel eventually comes out to preach, ill say "Not in my house," ill then preach in brother Samuel's place and convert them all into my cat cult.

  211. Matthew: someone other than my mum called me cute

  212. Matthew: bald as a baby's bottom

  213. Matthew: I would much rather go straight to the fiery pits of HFIL than to be bens boyfriend

  214. Matthew: I block him out its honestly my only way to cope

  215. Matthew: Jimmy neutron is a boy who can do some incredible things. Now, Jimmy neutron probably created a dimensional right machine, but it takes a ton of energy to just teleport one person. So jimmy gets his friend's Carl and Sheen so they can test out this machine! It works and Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are teleported to our world! They try to teleport back after there creeped out by the way we all look! But Jimmy knows that the machine isn't at max power! But he doesn't tell anyone about it. Jimmy tries the machine and it works teleporting Carl and Jimmy back home! Sheen is left there Sheen tries to live a normal life but he becomes emotionally dead. He wants to keep his name Sheen but everyone just called him Shane so he switched his name to Shane. Shane now lives his life hating that he got betrayed by his best friend and he wishes he could return home so he could get revenge.

  216. Chris: You don't seem like a good pony mother

  217. Matthew: Bryan is just saying that causes he's too fat to go on a hike

  218. Matthew: I don't play cooking I am cooking

  219. Matthew: I got called thiccccccccc in class today

  220. Matthew: Yes I do have forks shoved up Bryan

  221. Brook: Doesn't Matthew have a dad?

  222. Matthew: I'm bi-curious... curious about those biceps... no homo

  223. Matthew: Arent all Asians white

  224. Matthew: It's not racist because I'm black

  225. Matthew: I wanted to cosplay as The Undertaker, but I never realized how much cleavage he shows, and I'm not that kind of guy

  226. Matthew: I'll be racist for comedy

  227. Matthew: It makes sense that she is tasty, she is black

  228. Matthew: Black people are cannibals

  229. Matthew: Black people probably taste better than white people

  230. Matthew: I don't know what a ween is but ok

  231. Matthew: I sometimes act like I never gave birth to him, honestly it's sometimes the only way I can cope

  232. Matthew: I am a very respected little spoon

  233. Matthew: Ben can not eat using me as a spoon

  234. Matthew: If a fruitcake is someone who wants to beat up Bryan, then yes, I'm a fruitcake

  235. (Typical Innocent) Matthew: Why do you want your boyfriend to be your daddy?

  236. Matthew: Why did you marry your dad

  237. Matthew: I do love fantasizing about getting physically assaulted

  238. Brook: Emo chicken little

  239. Matthew: Before I was an illegal fisher lol

  240. Matthew: Yo, Aaron hugged me yesterday and I wanted to kill myself

  241. Matthew: Aaron hugged me, so easily the worst day of my life

  242. Matthew: I mean I would be a fan of myself too if I wasn't myself

  243. Matthew: I saw Paul do salsa dancing and hula hooping

  244. Matthew: I had to act like a cat

  245. Matthew: So yeah, the hamburger was the highlight of my day

  246. Matthew: Also, there was a 7-year-old girl who made me feel super self-conscious

  247. Matthew: I was just wondering if you wanted to help me establish communism its not like I like you BAKA